King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

FINALLY! Barack Obama has clearly and unmistakably severed ties with that dumb shit sideshow. Not that this Rev. Wright fiasco should be an issue to begin with -- no more than McCain's sudden conversion to Baptism or his association with Jerry Falwell -- but damn, for a guy like Obama who has everything to risk by putting his neck out for... this guy... Shameless Rev. Fuckface showed his true colors.

So the question now is: With Rev. Wright disposed of, what will be the next irrelevant distraction that draws the country away from concerning themselves with the economy, global warming, or the war? Screw you, Masses.