Oh Craigslist, thou art fairest of the internet oddities

This is truly extraordinary. Thank the heavens for Craigslist. In times of boredom and in need of laughter, it surely is the cure.

I have a special talent...I use my special place...

Hello boys. I am a 23 year old poet living in the weho area. You may or may not have heard of my work at this point- if you haven't, you surely will sooner or later. I write my poems with a fountain pen that I have placed in my vagina.

Basically, I insert the pen just deep enough so that the tip, or the writing end, is sticking out. Then I squat down over a piece of paper and let the words fall out of my womb, through the pen, and into history. I have written over 2,000 poems in this fashion, and recieved many awards and trophies for my work.

I just wrote one earlier this morning with the intentions of placing it here, in this ad.

O! What sorrows me
My heart
Hath worn!
I need a man
I have no need
For no more porn!
This pen is pleasing
Pen is
Penis
That is what I want!

THE END

So if you're interested in being with a creative, artful girl like me, reply.
Hope to hear from you soon...lover....

Freaks are funny. Wouldn't you agree... lover?