If the glove don't fit...

Johnnie Cochran died today. This doesn't really affect me in any sense, but I wanted to mention it if only so I could link to this article labeling him a "Superstar Lawyer."

The opening paragraph might leave you slightly befuddled. I had to read it twice just to make sure it wasn't a joke.

LOS ANGELES - Johnnie L. Cochran Jr., who became a legal superstar after helping clear O.J. Simpson during a sensational murder trial in which he uttered the famous quote "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit," died Tuesday. He was 67.

This is how he'll be remembered; as the guy with the witty line, that one solitary zinger. Fascinating.

Or not.