You like jokes?

Here's one:

Terri Schiavo walks into a bar.









Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Seriously, I'm on some sort of loopy kick today. I think I may have set a record for number of uses of the word "fart" and allusions to "urinating on a computer" in a single day. I think it's because I've done fuck all today at work. Good times.