Friday, May 25, 2007

The shakes 

I've got 'em. Bad.


Thursday, May 24, 2007

The difference between good and bad TV 

Given how pathetic and stupid and lazy and anti-climactic the finale to Heroes was (and really, looking back, should I have been surprised by that?), it is truly comforting to know that Lost still delivers the goods consistently. Hot damn, do I likes me some Lost.

Completely unrelated, I'm fed up with people saying "totes" instead of "totally." Totes? It makes you sound retarded. Seriously, I cringe anytime I see or read "totes." (cue comments littered with "totes")


I think I'm ready for another bender.

Yup... We'll cap it at five days, I think.

Five-day bender.


Monday, May 21, 2007

A message from the Ad Council 

People, seriously, it is high time we rise up as one and take a stand. Unite!


Friday, May 18, 2007

Ronald Jenkees 

Learn to love him. Seriously. He's so sweet!

Also, while you're galavanting online, do yourself a favor and FUND THE 'STACHE! (That's right, Berto. It's our very own J-Dog.)

The weekend will be bright and shiny in some world, possibly mine. Heading down to the Diego to catch They Might Be Giants for the 6th time (... sheesh) in concert as they present their sadly mediocre new release, The Else.

Spider-Man 3: Nay. Want to see a sequel that delivers? Check out 28 Weeks Later.

Finally, what's the deal with stupid people? Cripes, they're freaking everywhere!


Tuesday, May 08, 2007


All the lefty apologists out there who don't believe that a culture of hate is instilled in jihadists at a very tender age, (and has been for ages, be it in school or at home) fuck you.


Friday, May 04, 2007

Mental midgets of the world 

Just to let Berto know, yes, my carcas is rotting away in Harare. It's not so bad. I mostly survive on mud and fallen branches. And I still don't understand why someone hasn't fucking assassinated Mugabe yet. Get on the ball, people!

Anyway, here's why the rest of the world laughs at us. (Hint: it has to do with poor primary education)

Then all of the candidates were asked to indicate which of them DO NOT believe in evolution. Huckabee, Brownback and Tancredo each raised a hand. But that was it -- the debate moved on -- no follow up question and no chance for the candidates to qualify their answers or not.

There weren't given a chance to qualify their answers because they're idiots!


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