King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

You're a Chinese multi-millionaire. You have wealth beyond your dreams. But your money... it doesn't speak to you. It doesn't listen to your problems, no matter how trivial they may be. It doesn't hold you through the night. It doesn't love you. Your money, Mr. Chinese Millionaire, is lifeless and cold (but hot shit, do you have a lot of it). You feel displaced from society. No one can see you for who you really are. No one seems able to look past your riches and realize that there is a great man who can stand tall independant of wealth. So you place a personal ad, trumpeting yourself as a millionaire... and receive hundreds of responses.