Monday, August 30, 2004

Words defy 

Coming to you from the black eye region of the country--

a case of beer: $12
assumed risk when driving drunk: $1,000 gajillion
arriving home with your friend's decapitated and bloody body dangling out the car window and not losing any sleep over it: fucking drunk

"Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor," police said.
No shit.

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