Thursday, September 23, 2004
Add this to the English lexicon
I've created a short-hand term for "sexual harrassment." I present to thee: Sexy Hass.
Reginald: Hey, Alfonso? Why the dour face?
Alfonso: Dude, I'm being sued for sexy hass.
Reginald: Sexy hass?
Alfonso: Yeah man... Sexy hass.
Reginald: What you gonna do?
Alfonso: Well, my lawyer's trying to see if she'll settle out of court and then I'd
have to take a class.
Reginald: A class?
Alfonso: Yeah man... a class.
Reginald: On Sexy Hass?
Alfonso: Yeah man... Sexy Hass 101.
Oh man. Sorry. That was lame. Just remember, though. Getting in trouble at the work place? "Sexy Hass" has a much lighter tone to it than "Sexual Harrassment." It's like the informal usage.
"Hey, buddy! Sexy Hass!"
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Reginald: Hey, Alfonso? Why the dour face?
Alfonso: Dude, I'm being sued for sexy hass.
Reginald: Sexy hass?
Alfonso: Yeah man... Sexy hass.
Reginald: What you gonna do?
Alfonso: Well, my lawyer's trying to see if she'll settle out of court and then I'd
have to take a class.
Reginald: A class?
Alfonso: Yeah man... a class.
Reginald: On Sexy Hass?
Alfonso: Yeah man... Sexy Hass 101.
Oh man. Sorry. That was lame. Just remember, though. Getting in trouble at the work place? "Sexy Hass" has a much lighter tone to it than "Sexual Harrassment." It's like the informal usage.
"Hey, buddy! Sexy Hass!"
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