Friday, January 07, 2005
Here's why we're all horrible people
Cannibal Holocaust.
That movie. That strip of celluloid. That alone is why the human race is repulsive. I watched this three days ago and still can't manage to get the dirt off. The dirt won't come off! Seriously, if you love seeing... well... if you have a tolerance for sitting through live animals being gutted and disembowled, gang rape in the name of documentary filmmaking, and unprovoked village burnings for the same purpose of anthropological discovery, then... then I don't know what to tell you. This film has all that. Plus tribal cannibalism.
There's no reason anyone should have to watch this. You should see it just to understand my point. I caution you strongly, though. Don't watch it alone. And if you do, please empty the house of all sharp objects before hitting play.
Dirt... won't... come... off...
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That movie. That strip of celluloid. That alone is why the human race is repulsive. I watched this three days ago and still can't manage to get the dirt off. The dirt won't come off! Seriously, if you love seeing... well... if you have a tolerance for sitting through live animals being gutted and disembowled, gang rape in the name of documentary filmmaking, and unprovoked village burnings for the same purpose of anthropological discovery, then... then I don't know what to tell you. This film has all that. Plus tribal cannibalism.
There's no reason anyone should have to watch this. You should see it just to understand my point. I caution you strongly, though. Don't watch it alone. And if you do, please empty the house of all sharp objects before hitting play.
Dirt... won't... come... off...
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