King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

So now we all know what ex-slugger Bobby Bonilla has been up to... I guess? File this one under the, "What? This isn't really that bizarre, but it's making my head explode. How did this fluff slide by the editor? And holy crap does this so-called journalist want to flaunt the fact that he's friends with an ex-ball player" category. All of that. You file it under there. Then again, it is fantasy sports, which is to say, it's all fluff. But not this way -- not like this.

*Note: As to how I came about this tidbit. If you read the headline, "Bonilla: T.O. killed me" then you're obligated to investigate. And now you know... the rest of the story.