Monday, April 25, 2005

Ooooh, tough call 

Well, tough call if you're a Green Bay Packers fan. They're die-hards, up there. The waiting list for season tickets is generations long. I really get a kick out of the lousy situation this thief has wound up in. Imagine you're her kid.

Son: Come on, mom! The game starts in two hours! We gotta leave now to get some tailgate hotdogs!
Mom: Sorry, my dear, but I gave away our tickets. Mommy stole $3,000. Guess we'll just have to hope Brett Favre comes back next year.
(Son stares blankly for five minutes)
Mom: Son?
(Son pulls out shotgun. Lights go out...)

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