King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

What is today? Thursday? Fuck. That's four straight days that I haven't been able to distinguish from one another. Last night, I went to the gym and found to my gleeful surprise that Sylvester "I was friends with the Taliban in Rambo III" Stallone is going to be making an appearance there on Monday night... to pimp his weight gainer and nutritional supplements. The hell? I may have to show up just to make sure I'm taller than him.