Thursday, May 12, 2005

Another reason not to watch The O.C. 

Look who is dropping in on Newport. Though I won't be watching it, this episode unfolds in my head as such:

Lucas meets Adam Brody and shoots him in the face with a 12 guage, screaming, "My God, man! Your pathetic whining is almost as teeth-grinding as the way I defiled the childhood memories of so many faithful nerds." Then the Lucas robot malfunctions and begins to short circuit, popping an eye out of the socket while a spring coil bursts out the side of it's neck.

Unfortunately, that probably won't happen. So, yeah, still not watching.

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