King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

- Are you long and strong and down to get the friction on? Yeah?! Good! 'Cause tomorrow night is the big Mayday Film Festival screening extravaganza at Melrose Lightspace in glamorous Hollywood, CA. Have some details. If you live in LA and don't show up, you're a total sac.

- Hey, you know who has balls? I mean real balls, the kind that dwarf a ripened grapefruit. Know who? The Arclight Hollywood Theater, that's who. Some of you may be familiar with the "Hollywood's Master Storytellers" series they put on in which cinema's finest engage with the audience in a Q&A after one of their films. Master Storytellers, they call it. Still with me? Okay. Behold the contents of the weekly newsletter I received this morning:

HOLLYWOOD'S MASTER STORYTELLERS

"HITCH" (PG13)
Tuesday, June 7, 7:30pm
Director Andy Tennant Q&A Follows Film
Will Smith is the “Date Doctor” who needs to follow his own advice when he meets the gorgeous Eva Mendes. A big part of the success of HITCH can be credited to director Andy Tennant.

Hitch? Fucking Hitch?! This is your master storyteller?

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BALLS!

- 2nd season of Entourage premieres on Sunday. Nice. There.

- Lastly (for this post, anyway), Shaquille O'Neal is a class act all the way. I'm not talking '49ers classy.' I mean genuinely classy.