King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

To all the conspiracy theorists who believe the United States has the IOC wrapped around it's wang, behold: your longshot bid. The big announcement for the host of the 2012 games happens on July 6th. Paris, as most expected, has emerged as the front runner. London still has an outside chance, but it's likely that the French will get the bid.

Now, repeat after me: Pataki. Pataki. Pataki. (Sucker! You just got Beetlejuiced! Now George Pataki is going to run rampant over your menial existence. Ooooh! Burn!)