Friday, June 03, 2005

Yo, this ish is whack! 

Has anyone seen the preview for the upcoming kids movie, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D? What kind of hellish fever dream is this? I saw this trailer in front of Episode III (which gets worse the more I think of it) and holy Moses, is it F'd in the head.

"I was fishing. And there was a boy. He was saved and raised by sharks (saved and raised by sharks!). He grew gills (huh?). Shark Boy. Then I had a wet dream. Lava Girl. Then we had adventures... in 3-D!"

Yeah, because if there's anything that's going to save a hastily slapped together piece of crap courtesy of Robert "I'm spread waaaaaaay too thin" Rodriguez, it's 3-D. Quoi?

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