King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

They just cloned a dog in Korea this week. Now, Australia seeks to breed test-tube sharks. Listen, if Saffron Burrows, Samuel Jackson, Thomas Jane, and LL Cool J have taught me anything it's this: As a side effect, the sharks will get smarter... then they'll eat the shit out of you! They say, "The gray nurse shark is the labrador of the sea due to it's docile nature." Dude, it'll kill you on sight! How hardcore are these sharks? The young eat each other... while still in the womb! Yo! Forget abortions. What if you were a twin, but had to kill your twin sibling while still in the womb if you wanted to be born at all? That'd make you a pretty dangerous motherfucker. Oh, you for real, dog.