Friday, September 30, 2005
Ha!
Thank God for The Perry Bible Fellowship. Hilarious as always.
Which reminds me, this morning, during my hazy drive in to work, I thought of a great three panel comic strip. Unfortunately, I can't draw worth a damn, so I'll just describe it to you.
First panel: We're in the woods. There's a fierce gun battle between squirrels and deer. Heavy artillery, mortar shells, the works. Smokey the Bear observes from the corner with a horrified look on his face.
Second panel: Close up on Smokey's face as the war rages on behind him. He's pointing at the reader and a voice bubble states, "Only you can prevent forest wars."
Third panel: Smokey is sitting Indian style as flames engulf him and he's burned alive a la this happy little Buddhist Monk.
Smokey's totally dead, yo! I call it, "Fuckin' Smokey."
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Which reminds me, this morning, during my hazy drive in to work, I thought of a great three panel comic strip. Unfortunately, I can't draw worth a damn, so I'll just describe it to you.
First panel: We're in the woods. There's a fierce gun battle between squirrels and deer. Heavy artillery, mortar shells, the works. Smokey the Bear observes from the corner with a horrified look on his face.
Second panel: Close up on Smokey's face as the war rages on behind him. He's pointing at the reader and a voice bubble states, "Only you can prevent forest wars."
Third panel: Smokey is sitting Indian style as flames engulf him and he's burned alive a la this happy little Buddhist Monk.
Smokey's totally dead, yo! I call it, "Fuckin' Smokey."
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