Thursday, December 15, 2005

Don't worry, you git, things aren't all bad 

The world can not possibly be a bad place, so long as things like this wonderful display exist within it.

Bucky Turco, 31, of Manhattan, said the display captured how he felt when watching someone costumed as SpongeBob SquarePants promote products at Rockefeller Center.

"This is brilliant," said Turco.

Indeed, it is brilliant, Bucky. Quite brilliant.

Iraqis are so free! They love elections so damn much. The "freest elections in the Arab world." That's kind of like being the tallest midget, right?

Don't worry! Everything is under control. To suggest otherwise is madness. Please pay no attention to the chaos around us and know that we are stable and unified. Again, everything is under control.





Okay, well, the Kings aren't everything (not quite, anyway) and I can take solace in the fact that last night the Lakers rang up another W. They cap their roadie at 5-1, their best road trip since a 6-0 venture in 2000. That's before the three Shaq/Kobe championships. Think about that for a moment. This team is on the up! Next five games on the slate are challenging. At home against Washington, Houston, and Dallas, then on the road against Orlando and Miami. 4-1 in that span would be amazing. 3-2 would be satisfying. 2-3 seems likely, even in spite of the strong defense that Phil Jackson has instilled in the squad.

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