Thursday, April 13, 2006

That wasn't worth $6.50 

I saw Inside Man this afternoon. How best to describe this movie... hmm... okay, Inside Man is like getting a really bad handjob. To a tee. While you're getting it, you become less and less convinced that it's worth the hassle, but you stick around because the promise for something more exciting looms. But there is no more excitement and all you're left with is a bad handjob -- You can't say it was worth sitting through and there are better things to spend your money on. Furthermore, the person administering the handjob (or making this film, as is the case) had more fun doing so than you did receiving it.

Two shows you need to be watching if you aren't already.
1. Bonds on Bonds - Perhaps the most interested I have ever been in reality television. Genius show.

2. The Colbert Report - I've been watching this show with more and more frequency as of late and I'll be damned if Stephen Colbert isn't a damn funny man. Perfect compliment to Daily. Furthermore, I propose a reimaging called The Daly Show starring Tim Daly. Doesn't necessarily have to be a satire of the news. Could just be his day-to-day routine. Greenlight that ish, mofo!

Ever wondered what the world would be like if racism were illegal? Just go to Brazil.

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