King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

There is a bum on the corner of La Cienega and San Vincente that looks just like Keenan Ivory Wayans. Just like him! You know what? I'm going to go ahead and make the leap in logic here. Keenan Ivory is on hard times.

Today is Wednesday. Hump day.
Pump day
Chump day
Slump day
Bump day
Lump day
Stump day
Thump day
Mump day
Wump day (Wump day?)

I've come up with a new motto that you can all use in your daily living routine: "Enough with the fluff, let's get to the muff."