King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

Want to know a sure way to turn me into an 11-year-old? Put me in a Kwik-E-Mart. Today, I finally made it to the Burbank 7-11-turned-Simpsons-promotional-spectacle. And yes, I loved it. They were sold out of Krusty O's and Buzz Cola, and while that's a bummer, I was still quite content. Giddy, even. Yes, my friends, I have seen the Kwik-E-Mart, embraced how big of a fucking dork I'm capable of being, and am now ready to die. Thank heaven for squishies and pink donuts.