King for a lifetime, fool for a... lifetime...

Throw my name into the hat of people who are fucking mortified by this Jesus freak. The Charles Gibson interview only served to enrage me (bless Gibson for his patience and for confronting Palin on the Bridge to Nowhere) and further lower my view of large portions of this country where foreign policy and a basic knowledge of terms, such as "Bush Doctrine," take a back seat to the loving embrace of banning books and Creationism.

Fuck. Me.

Just remember, you're not a bad parent if your teen gets preggers. All you have to do is preach abstinence to them and the problem will be solved.

Anyway, you know what makes me happy? Gina Gershon's Sarah Palin. I want to sex Gina Gershon.