Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Well it's about fucking time
FINALLY! Barack Obama has clearly and unmistakably severed ties with that dumb shit sideshow. Not that this Rev. Wright fiasco should be an issue to begin with -- no more than McCain's sudden conversion to Baptism or his association with Jerry Falwell -- but damn, for a guy like Obama who has everything to risk by putting his neck out for... this guy... Shameless Rev. Fuckface showed his true colors.
So the question now is: With Rev. Wright disposed of, what will be the next irrelevant distraction that draws the country away from concerning themselves with the economy, global warming, or the war? Screw you, Masses.
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So the question now is: With Rev. Wright disposed of, what will be the next irrelevant distraction that draws the country away from concerning themselves with the economy, global warming, or the war? Screw you, Masses.
Monday, March 24, 2008
And the point is... ?
My job is governed by the tenants of banality and panders to the retarded masses. Sometimes, I'll slam a desk drawer shut on my fingers, just to know that I'm still in the moment.
I've listened to Bill Hicks clips on YouTube for the past hour. He really speaks to me.
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I've listened to Bill Hicks clips on YouTube for the past hour. He really speaks to me.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Today, I am ending the Mafia.
Achewood has a knack for being perfect. Go Friday!
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
I get to come home... for THIS?!?!
Ah, Ray Liotta shouting down Lorraine Bracco after she tries to blow his head off. Does it get much better? Sometimes. Remember that movie, The Recruit? Of course not, you don't, it sucked. And it was back when people gave a crap about Colin Farrell (Hellooooooo?!? That was, like, forever ago, Dickface!). But it just popped into my head, now, because of the scene where Al Pacino spills coffee on himself and exclaims, "My dick's on fire!" I love that. This movie should've been called, "My Dick's On Fire."
Anyway, this campaign race is something, right? Getting pretty exciting...
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Anyway, this campaign race is something, right? Getting pretty exciting...
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Apathy
It's my overwhelming feeling towards this blog. So while I'm content to possibly never visit it again, you should check out something worthwhile. Like Mike's Dead The Whole Time comic. It's funny. And about movies, mostly.
Today is 20 years to the day that the family and I shipped off from the dark continent and assumed the label of "foreigners." A lot of mixed feelings about this. Also, it's the same day as my grandpa's birthday. He turned 96, today. I spoke to him. He sounded happy, distracted from his loneliness. Things could be better.
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Today is 20 years to the day that the family and I shipped off from the dark continent and assumed the label of "foreigners." A lot of mixed feelings about this. Also, it's the same day as my grandpa's birthday. He turned 96, today. I spoke to him. He sounded happy, distracted from his loneliness. Things could be better.
Monday, November 05, 2007
Tina Fey is a sexy picketer
Go strikers!
It troubles me a little bit that a show I worked on is mentioned in this article as one of the "back-ups" that the network was working on in the event of a strike, but I suppose I already knew that was the case a few months ago when I took the job. I have nothing immediate at stake, here, but all writers unionized or not will benefit from the headway made by the WGA during this stoppage. Know this: the AMPTA is evil and wouldn't stop to give you water if they saw you dying in the desert on the side of the road.
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It troubles me a little bit that a show I worked on is mentioned in this article as one of the "back-ups" that the network was working on in the event of a strike, but I suppose I already knew that was the case a few months ago when I took the job. I have nothing immediate at stake, here, but all writers unionized or not will benefit from the headway made by the WGA during this stoppage. Know this: the AMPTA is evil and wouldn't stop to give you water if they saw you dying in the desert on the side of the road.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Zero Gravity Avenger
Don't ask questions, you ridiculous person, just watch, enjoy, and pass this along. See if you can catch my name in the credits.
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Have I mentioned how much I hate Thabo Mbeki?
Because, seriously, the guy just continues to be a fucktard. Mbeki and the rest of the ANC need a rocket or 12 up their ass, promptly. Passing a resolution for the RUGBY WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOORLD to drop their universally-recognized and beloved "Sprinbok" monicker? WORLD CHAMPION SPRINGBOK monicker? Get fucked. Hey, what about all that crime and AIDS and unstable economy? What about all the policemen who can't even read? Or immigration problem swarming in from Zimbabwe?
Dick.
Fortunately, he's not long for the office.
PS - You better fucking believe I woke up ass early on Saturday morning to drive to an ex-pat bar in the Valley (ew) called "The Springbok" so that I could drink Castle Lager and chow on boorevours while going crazy with a bunch of Afrikaaners who were wearing the same rugby jersey as me while watching the Bokke beat England in the final. Awesome stuff.
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Dick.
Fortunately, he's not long for the office.
PS - You better fucking believe I woke up ass early on Saturday morning to drive to an ex-pat bar in the Valley (ew) called "The Springbok" so that I could drink Castle Lager and chow on boorevours while going crazy with a bunch of Afrikaaners who were wearing the same rugby jersey as me while watching the Bokke beat England in the final. Awesome stuff.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I would vote for him
And I'd do it without hesitation, too. That's how much I admire Stephen Colbert. He is legend.
By the way, is anyone else noticing the chummy relationship forming between the Ruskies and Iran? Cold War II... coming up! So, in these trying times, why shouldn't Colbert's announcement have been made in earnest?
Hey, Berto! Hope you're not dead.
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By the way, is anyone else noticing the chummy relationship forming between the Ruskies and Iran? Cold War II... coming up! So, in these trying times, why shouldn't Colbert's announcement have been made in earnest?
Hey, Berto! Hope you're not dead.
Monday, September 17, 2007
The lamest way to die
You'll never comprehend the true meaning of "a wasted life" (I write, fully aware that this is a stupid blog) until you read about how this guy expired. Can you imagine a more pathetic way to leave this world?
"Hey, did you hear about Ching Ling? ... Yeah, he's dead, man... Fucking internet video games did him in... I know, right, such a douchebag..."
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"Hey, did you hear about Ching Ling? ... Yeah, he's dead, man... Fucking internet video games did him in... I know, right, such a douchebag..."
